Gentlemen: An introduction

Gentlemen of Provo--

I come to you in a moment of desperation. I have seen far too many of you wasting away the best years of your life in a stupor of both thought and lifestyle. You cannot carry on in this way; here and now is where we change this.

In this blog I would like to address some of the issues that plague our fair city and the men within it.

Are you single? No surprise. Here is where you re-find your manhood.

Cheers.

--Dapper Chris